I mean it. Don't read it.
Whatever you do, don't scroll down.
Ok, now I'm just annoyed. Stop now.
I asked you nicely but you still continue to do it.
Today's lesson is we need to chill out when the kids don't listen. Because adults are no better -- you're proof of that. As your punishment, you are now required to "out" yourself in the comments as a bad listener. :-)