Jeff and I saw a movie tonight. Like, a movie where people had actual dialog with each other about things other than sharing and embracing your quirky differences.
He's Just Not That Into You was the date movie of choice. We thought it only fair that we provide a review for other parents like ourselves who may not have the luxury of movies more than once in a blue moon.
Jeff: I recall vividly noticing a moment where I could hear the dialog clearly without any whining drowning out the sound. This happened not once, but several times. Oh, also there was some swearing and it wasn't me (under my breath) at the kids. I give it four Mickey Mouse stickers and a Donald Duck.
Jackie: I held my husband's hand and it wasn't sticky or filled with Matchbox cars, I enjoyed a beverage without having it dumped all over me, the actors weren't animated or obligated to teach me a lesson and -- the best part -- I didn't even go anywhere near a bathroom, never mind wipe someone else's butt. Give this movie an Oscar already!