Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Actual Conversation


Jacob: Mommy, tell me a story.

Me: Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Jacob. After growing in my belly, one day Mommy and Daddy woke up so early, before the sun even came up, and drove to the hospital where the doctor took you out.

Jacob: Wow. How many points did I get?

Note to self: Get kid off the video games.