I know you don't believe me when I tell you this but if there's a food item on your plate that you either haven't tried before or believe you don't like, you can actually leave it there on the plate and not throw it across the table. You won't actually spontaneously combust if it's in the vicinity of your pizza, macaroni and cheese or chicken nuggets. I promise.
Love, Mom
If only I had given birth to Mikey. He eats everything.
